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Welcome to Cloak & Dagger Wines, where operational security is a very high priority – almost as high as making excellent wine. If you are not using a secure server with military grade encryption, please log off now and exercise more caution in the future.

At Cloak & Dagger Wines, we conspire to produce exceptional wines in extremely limited quantities. Our wines are handcrafted in secret at The Undisclosed Location. The exact coordinates of The Undisclosed Location are classified and attempting to locate it would be highly ill-advised. However, we now offer tasting at two Paso Robles locations.

Minimum security tasting is available at our Tasting Lounge in downtown Paso Robles, overlooking the City Park. Unofficially, we refer to this location as The Tasting Lounge. In order to avoid attracting attention, The Tasting Lounge is located in a small historic building in Paso Robles. Outward appearances would suggest it is little more than a delightful wine tasting venue in the heart of Paso Robles’ vibrant downtown scene. Appearances can be deceiving.

The Tasting Lounge is located at 840 11th Street, Paso Robles. We are open daily but hours can be unpredictable. We strongly recommend calling in advance. Please call 310 877 0210 for hours or appointment. It’s quite possible someone will pick up. If not, please leave a message.

For a more secure tasting experience, we now offer tasting by appointment at Cloak & Dagger Industrial, our new production facility in the Tin City Annex. Please call us for further information or e-mail theconspirator@cloakanddaggerwines.com

If you can’t come to us, we will come to you. Shipments will be delivered by couriers who will be indistinguishable from the representatives of commonly used shipping services. For payment we accept major credit cards. For extremely large orders, we will also accept non-sequential, unmarked bills. Dead drops can be arranged at a park or other public place convenient to your location. You may contact The Conspirator for more information but please be sure to use a burner phone.

Special events will be announced on a need to know basis. Details may be posted in the News section of this website. Intelligence is also strategically leaked on our Instagram (@CloakAndDaggerWines) our Facebook Page (Facebook.com/CloakAndDaggerWines) and via our Twitter feed (@conspirator322). Wine club members and those on our official mailing list will receive additional information at a time of our choosing and by methods known only to us.

Should you need to print any information from this website, please memorize it and shred the hard copies immediately. You should assume that you are being watched at all times, which is increasingly the case.

Finally, we can confirm that all the conspiracy theories you have ever heard are true. Rumors always have a basis in truth. We know because we have very reliable sources inside the Freemasons, the Illuminati, the Skull and Bones Society, the Trilateral Commission, the Deep State and even Area 51 (which you may be surprised to learn, is still in uninterrupted operation) We can share these facts because they are virtually impossible to either prove or disprove. We realize that much of this may come as something of a shock. A nice glass of wine would help.

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